reviewed and corrected
Like what I'm proud to be a penguin!
Saturday, December 25, 2010
Ditgital Pic S Of Melina Velba
How To Build A Sausage Press
.. that could enter LAROUSSE 2011
Injustice - When all of your girlfriends pregnant woman caressing her belly just saying "congratulations" but none comes caress you in the balls saying "well done"!
Makeup - Operation of killing whales for garnish Tuna
Parents - Two people who teach you to walk and talk and then tell you to sit down and shut your mouth
War of Religion - Two people who are struggling to find who has the best imaginary friend
Internet Explorer - Small unstable application for downloading Mozilla Firefox
War of Religion - Two people who are struggling to find who has the best imaginary friend
Internet Explorer - Small unstable application for downloading Mozilla Firefox
Chewbacca - Divinity Portuguese
Titeuf - What comes out of the TitePoule
Toe - Appendix for detecting the corners of doors
Gender - New concept created by men to stop paying the restaurant
Mount Ikea furniture - Modern expression meaning "to spend a weekend shit
Being burnt out - Very uncomfortable, especially when the toilet is
A pipe - Unit of silence corresponding average between 10 and 15 minutes
Facebook - The only place where you talk to a wall without being ridiculous
Ball Pinball - Testicular Dolphin
Female - Set of curves that do draw a line
The tone rises - How familiar to note that ugly woman takes the elevator
Fifty Cent - Finally one who knows the right price for a music
Noddy - The illegitimate son of Sissi
GPS - only woman that people listen to find their way
Thursday, December 23, 2010
Getting Sponsored By Monster
Santa Claus will not pass this year
This year, Father Noel said he will not go! No more reindeer
Gone are the red dress too hot
Given the wave of cold weather in Europe and the USA, he decided to stay in the Southern Hemisphere
.. playing golf ... .. in a haired Pacific Islands
This year, Father Noel said he will not go! No more reindeer
Gone are the red dress too hot
Given the wave of cold weather in Europe and the USA, he decided to stay in the Southern Hemisphere
.. playing golf ... .. in a haired Pacific Islands
Tuesday, December 21, 2010
Gay Cruising Locations San Antonio
Want to Scrabble? BELGIUM
To complicate the game. you can play by adding a theme.
Only words related to this theme are welcome ...
The parties will be far more exciting stir your brain .. damn! Example
To complicate the game. you can play by adding a theme.
Only words related to this theme are welcome ...
The parties will be far more exciting stir your brain .. damn! Example
Monday, December 20, 2010
Arthritis College Scholarships
War is declared! BELGIAN WAR Is On!
Lamentable to see that Belgium has become the subject of discord really serious between Flemings and Walloons.
Flanders Flemish want their free and independent! They forget that when the same until the late 60s (so for 140 years), rural Flanders was little industry and who lived in the hook of Wallonia prosperous and developed. Now, due to geopolitical and economic changes, and the crisis in the steel industry, Wallonia loses his footing. Flanders, meanwhile, has managed to adapt and grow. From there, wanting a pretext for this development, deny the request and Belgium secession is low and ingratitude nameless!
Flaming, FUCK YOU! (The great Jacques Brel you had so much call for your face, 30 years ago!)
Belgium is and will remain ... whether you like it or not. You can not erase the history of a country like that.
Dare you, you look in a mirror ...
Lamentable to see that Belgium has become the subject of discord really serious between Flemings and Walloons.
Flanders Flemish want their free and independent! They forget that when the same until the late 60s (so for 140 years), rural Flanders was little industry and who lived in the hook of Wallonia prosperous and developed. Now, due to geopolitical and economic changes, and the crisis in the steel industry, Wallonia loses his footing. Flanders, meanwhile, has managed to adapt and grow. From there, wanting a pretext for this development, deny the request and Belgium secession is low and ingratitude nameless!
http://belgianwar.com/ |
Flaming, FUCK YOU! (The great Jacques Brel you had so much call for your face, 30 years ago!)
Belgium is and will remain ... whether you like it or not. You can not erase the history of a country like that.
Dare you, you look in a mirror ...
The Flamingands, comic song!
the Flaming
gentlemen I have two words to you I laugh
here are too long
Whether you fry me
To blow you in the ass
To become bus
Now you're acrobats
But really nothing more
Nazis during the wars and Catholics
them
You oscillate constantly
From gun to missal
Your eyes are distant
Your humor is bloodless Although
What have streets in Ghent
who piss in the two languages
You see when I think of I love you
that nothing be lost
Gentlemen Flaming
Fuck you
You Mess Flanders
But Flanders judge you.
See North Sea
She fled to Bruges.
Stop me inflate my old
roubignoles
With your art Flemish-Italian-English.
You are so so much too heavy
That evening when a storm
The Chinese cultivated
ask me where I am, I answer
weary And the tears in his teeth:
"Ik ben van Luxemburg".
And if young women, a song
We dare Flemish
It dreaming
fly the birds pink and white And I
To forbid
hope than ever in London
the rain You think you can
English
And I forbid you
In New York or Milan to belch
Messeigneurs
other than Flemish
You will not have the air con
Really not stupid at all
And I forbid
To say that I do not care
And I forbid you to force our children
Who do you have nothing to bark
Flemish And
if my brothers are silent
Well too bad for them.
I sing and sign persists: My name is Jacques Brel
....
gentlemen I have two words to you I laugh
here are too long
Whether you fry me
To blow you in the ass
To become bus
Now you're acrobats
But really nothing more
Nazis during the wars and Catholics
them
You oscillate constantly
From gun to missal
Your eyes are distant
Your humor is bloodless Although
What have streets in Ghent
who piss in the two languages
You see when I think of I love you
that nothing be lost
Gentlemen Flaming
Fuck you
You Mess Flanders
But Flanders judge you.
See North Sea
She fled to Bruges.
Stop me inflate my old
roubignoles
With your art Flemish-Italian-English.
You are so so much too heavy
That evening when a storm
The Chinese cultivated
ask me where I am, I answer
weary And the tears in his teeth:
"Ik ben van Luxemburg".
And if young women, a song
We dare Flemish
It dreaming
fly the birds pink and white And I
To forbid
hope than ever in London
the rain You think you can
English
And I forbid you
In New York or Milan to belch
Messeigneurs
other than Flemish
You will not have the air con
Really not stupid at all
And I forbid
To say that I do not care
And I forbid you to force our children
Who do you have nothing to bark
Flemish And
if my brothers are silent
Well too bad for them.
I sing and sign persists: My name is Jacques Brel
....
and I still sign my name ... Zizirider ... Belgian and LiƩgeois ADDITION!
Saturday, December 18, 2010
Chevy 2500 Brush Guard Mounting Adapter
The Burqa Purple
Already the burqa looks like a garbage bag, if it becomes more purple and the woman carries two baskets (9offa in Arabic), then we can say that the property in the ass .. .
PS: any color related to any political orientation is purely coincidental
Already the burqa looks like a garbage bag, if it becomes more purple and the woman carries two baskets (9offa in Arabic), then we can say that the property in the ass .. .
PS: any color related to any political orientation is purely coincidental
Wednesday, December 15, 2010
Sores On My Ferret's Body
Sunday, December 12, 2010
Sunday, December 5, 2010
Gameshark Debug Room Golden Sun
EL QAEDA and BIN LADEN an attack will never succeed in Italy? The fantasy of
Sunday 11:47 p.m.
The terrorists arrive at the international airport of Naples. They leave the airport after 7 hours of waiting, because we lost their luggage.
The Manager of the airport does not accept responsibility for loss and an employee then advises terrorists to board the next day: "Who knows with a little luck of the Madonna ..."
They then take a taxi. The driver (who moonlights without official license) looks in the mirror and seeing that they are strangers, walking in the city for an hour and a half.
Seeing that they are not complaining, just after the counter has said 200 euros, he decided to give them a dirty trick . Arriving at the roundabout Villarica, he stops and raises an accomplice. After having robbed and beaten, they are abandoned, lifeless, in the district 167.
Monday 4:30
When they awoke, after a stint in the hospital, the two terrorists managed to get a hotel in the area of Piazza Borsa. They decide to rent a car from Hertz, Piazza Municipio. They then head to the airport, but just before arriving at Piazza Mazzini, they remain stuck in a student demonstration, anti-globalists in white coats and Neapolitan unemployed, who do not do without.
Monday 12:30
They finally arrive in Piazza Garibaldi. They decide to change their currency .... Their dollars are then turned into counterfeit 100 euro.
3:45 p.m. Monday
They arrive at the airport of Capodichino with the firm intention to hijack a plane to rush into the towers of ENEL (the equivalent of EDF in Italy) from Centro Direzionale. But Alitalia pilots are on strike because they claim the quadruple their salaries and reduce their working time. Same for air traffic controllers, which require the punching machine for all ("if not, what are we fucking controller?!" They said).
The only available aircraft on the runway is a flight from MARADONA AIRLINES whose destination is Alghero (Sardinia) and it is 18 hours late ...
employees and passengers camped out in the waiting room ... and start bawling popular songs ... and chant slogans against the government and the drivers! Men
airport security arrive and begin to hit everybody with great blows of clubs, right and left, and picked in particular on the two Arab.
7:05 p.m. Monday
Finally, things work out ...
The two terrorists, covered in blood , approached the counter MARADONA AIRLINES to buy tickets for Sassari, seize the plane and rush against the towers of ENEL. The head of MARADONA AIRLINES them sells tickets, did not say that the flight, in fact, has already been deleted.
10:07 p.m. Monday
At that time, the terrorists are discussing whether they should continue or not ... They do not know if destroying Naples is an act of war or rather charity ...
11:02 p.m. Monday
starved, they decide to eat something at the airport restaurant. They order a sandwich omelette mussels and pƩpƩronade.
Tuesday 4:35
prey to salmonellosis caused by lightning omelette, they finished the Cardarelli Hospital, after waiting all night in the emergency lane. The thing would not last more than two days, if cholera caused by the mussels had not said ....
5:20 p.m. Sunday
They are discharged after twelve days and can be found in the vicinity of San Stadium Paolo. The Naples team lost at home against Palermo 3-0 thanks to two penalties awarded to Team Sicilian by the referee Concettino Riina of Corleone.
Really nothing to worry about ...
Good evening to all Neapolitans! Forza Italia !
The Italian daily La Repubblica said in its edition of January 28, 2010, why Al Qaeda never succeed an attack in Italy, this through a heartbreaking story highlighted several problems that have plagued Italian society, particularly the problem of the mafia, against terrorism, is transforms antibody perfect: "The immune system Neapolitan perfect, "Ruggero summary, we reported the news. Here is the partial translation of the article.
Some documents Italian Secret Service, whose content has been recently revealed, have to say that bin Laden has already tried some time ago, to organize an attack in Italy. Two terrorists from a country in the Middle East, arrived in Naples with the firm intention to carry out the punishment of Allah ; for Italian infidels. Here's how it unfolded:
Some documents Italian Secret Service, whose content has been recently revealed, have to say that bin Laden has already tried some time ago, to organize an attack in Italy. Two terrorists from a country in the Middle East, arrived in Naples with the firm intention to carry out the punishment of Allah ; for Italian infidels. Here's how it unfolded:
Sunday 11:47 p.m.
The terrorists arrive at the international airport of Naples. They leave the airport after 7 hours of waiting, because we lost their luggage.
The Manager of the airport does not accept responsibility for loss and an employee then advises terrorists to board the next day: "Who knows with a little luck of the Madonna ..."
They then take a taxi. The driver (who moonlights without official license) looks in the mirror and seeing that they are strangers, walking in the city for an hour and a half.
Seeing that they are not complaining, just after the counter has said 200 euros, he decided to give them a dirty trick . Arriving at the roundabout Villarica, he stops and raises an accomplice. After having robbed and beaten, they are abandoned, lifeless, in the district 167.
Monday 4:30
When they awoke, after a stint in the hospital, the two terrorists managed to get a hotel in the area of Piazza Borsa. They decide to rent a car from Hertz, Piazza Municipio. They then head to the airport, but just before arriving at Piazza Mazzini, they remain stuck in a student demonstration, anti-globalists in white coats and Neapolitan unemployed, who do not do without.
Monday 12:30
They finally arrive in Piazza Garibaldi. They decide to change their currency .... Their dollars are then turned into counterfeit 100 euro.
3:45 p.m. Monday
They arrive at the airport of Capodichino with the firm intention to hijack a plane to rush into the towers of ENEL (the equivalent of EDF in Italy) from Centro Direzionale. But Alitalia pilots are on strike because they claim the quadruple their salaries and reduce their working time. Same for air traffic controllers, which require the punching machine for all ("if not, what are we fucking controller?!" They said).
The only available aircraft on the runway is a flight from MARADONA AIRLINES whose destination is Alghero (Sardinia) and it is 18 hours late ...
employees and passengers camped out in the waiting room ... and start bawling popular songs ... and chant slogans against the government and the drivers! Men
airport security arrive and begin to hit everybody with great blows of clubs, right and left, and picked in particular on the two Arab.
7:05 p.m. Monday
Finally, things work out ...
The two terrorists, covered in blood , approached the counter MARADONA AIRLINES to buy tickets for Sassari, seize the plane and rush against the towers of ENEL. The head of MARADONA AIRLINES them sells tickets, did not say that the flight, in fact, has already been deleted.
10:07 p.m. Monday
At that time, the terrorists are discussing whether they should continue or not ... They do not know if destroying Naples is an act of war or rather charity ...
11:02 p.m. Monday
starved, they decide to eat something at the airport restaurant. They order a sandwich omelette mussels and pƩpƩronade.
Tuesday 4:35
prey to salmonellosis caused by lightning omelette, they finished the Cardarelli Hospital, after waiting all night in the emergency lane. The thing would not last more than two days, if cholera caused by the mussels had not said ....
5:20 p.m. Sunday
They are discharged after twelve days and can be found in the vicinity of San Stadium Paolo. The Naples team lost at home against Palermo 3-0 thanks to two penalties awarded to Team Sicilian by the referee Concettino Riina of Corleone.
A band of ultras Neapolitan, seeing both the tawny skin, take them for supporters of Palermo and a spin rouste. The heads of the ultras, a "Peppo ilRicchione" ("Peppo the queer"), sexually abuses them.
7:45 p.m. Sunday
Finally the ultras go. The two terrorists decide to get drunk for the first time in their lives (even if it's caught!). In a tavern in the port area, they refile wine diluted with methanol and the two return to hospital for poisoning Cardarelli. They also discovered the HIV seropositivity (Peppo not forgive!). 11:42 p.m. Tuesday
The two terrorists fled Italy in raft towards Libya, half-blind because of ingested methanol and with a dozen of HIV infections. They swear by Allah that they never try anything against this if beautiful European country ... ... ... ..
7:45 p.m. Sunday
Finally the ultras go. The two terrorists decide to get drunk for the first time in their lives (even if it's caught!). In a tavern in the port area, they refile wine diluted with methanol and the two return to hospital for poisoning Cardarelli. They also discovered the HIV seropositivity (Peppo not forgive!). 11:42 p.m. Tuesday
The two terrorists fled Italy in raft towards Libya, half-blind because of ingested methanol and with a dozen of HIV infections. They swear by Allah that they never try anything against this if beautiful European country ... ... ... ..
Really nothing to worry about ...
Good evening to all Neapolitans! Forza Italia !
Saturday, December 4, 2010
Lab Report Osmosis And Diffusion
Smurfette
What woman has not dreamed of being Smurfette ..?
Beautiful, Charming and only woman among 50 men ... and be able to enjoy it as it sees fit, according to the desire of the moment ...
All the time desired, loved and fulfilled by the man she has chosen, depending on his mood ... its desires ..
What woman has not dreamed of being Smurfette ..?
Beautiful, Charming and only woman among 50 men ... and be able to enjoy it as it sees fit, according to the desire of the moment ...
All the time desired, loved and fulfilled by the man she has chosen, depending on his mood ... its desires ..
Sunday, November 28, 2010
Does Vodka Work On Toothaches?
Obama & Friends by UWE OMMER
Ommer Uwe is a German photographer, born in 1943. Very talented, he was quickly recognized in the world of photography. His work is highly eclectic life scenes, nudes (he was the photographer for the Pirelli calendar in 1984), and artistic photos. His site
http://www.uweommer.eu/ you through all of his work.
You probably know through these portraits of black African women ladies
He conducted a series of photos humor combining the beauty of the nude: Celebs and political situations unlikely. On to that seen in this light there, some politicians have seen their popularity rise even during the worst moments of their career.
Ommer Uwe is a German photographer, born in 1943. Very talented, he was quickly recognized in the world of photography. His work is highly eclectic life scenes, nudes (he was the photographer for the Pirelli calendar in 1984), and artistic photos. His site
http://www.uweommer.eu/ you through all of his work.
You probably know through these portraits of black African women ladies
He conducted a series of photos humor combining the beauty of the nude: Celebs and political situations unlikely. On to that seen in this light there, some politicians have seen their popularity rise even during the worst moments of their career.
Barack Obama |
Barack Obama |
Angela Merkel |
Sir Winston Churchill |
George W Bush |
Vladimir Putin |
Prince Charles |
Queen Elizabeth II |
Saddam Hussein |
Saddam Hussein |
Nicolas Sarkozy |
Segolene Royal |
Margaret Tatcher |
Jack Chirac |
Cheikh el M |
Condoleeza Rice |
Arnold Scharwzenegger |
Albert Einstein |
Sean Connery Alias James Bond |
Jack Nicholson |
Friday, November 26, 2010
Free Kate S Playground Vids
The coffee and Oldelaf MR D
Being a great lover of coffee (I drink all day, black and full-bodied), and this song Oldelaf MR D I was immediately arrested. I love the tone, cynical texts, and the movie clip is really well done.
Being a great lover of coffee (I drink all day, black and full-bodied), and this song Oldelaf MR D I was immediately arrested. I love the tone, cynical texts, and the movie clip is really well done.
Thursday, November 25, 2010
Acrostic Poem With Venus
November 25: all in a burqa!
This Nov. 25, to combat violence against women, all social networks have relayed the information: "All in Skirts.
And here, with this return to a disturbing extremist Islam, preached by some retrograde bearded woman who placed the status of maid not to say animal, they are asked why: "All in burqas."
hope and encourage all those who are forced to veil themselves, not to let it go and stand up to these sub-human, complex, often soft bandage or who are premature ejaculation ...
A bearded all who want to dictate how they think the "dead knot me," I said, 'If behind every beard there was wisdom, goats are all prophets "
This Nov. 25, to combat violence against women, all social networks have relayed the information: "All in Skirts.
And here, with this return to a disturbing extremist Islam, preached by some retrograde bearded woman who placed the status of maid not to say animal, they are asked why: "All in burqas."
hope and encourage all those who are forced to veil themselves, not to let it go and stand up to these sub-human, complex, often soft bandage or who are premature ejaculation ...
A bearded all who want to dictate how they think the "dead knot me," I said, 'If behind every beard there was wisdom, goats are all prophets "
Wednesday, November 24, 2010
Tech Deck Competitions For Sale
Cherry Groupama and Olivier Garglass
It seems that Groupama Cerise , spent the night with Olivier Carglass . Since the hole was smaller than a two euro coin, he was able to inject his special resin in less than 30min, and it costed him nothing!
It seems that Groupama Cerise , spent the night with Olivier Carglass . Since the hole was smaller than a two euro coin, he was able to inject his special resin in less than 30min, and it costed him nothing!
My Garage Door Leaks When It Rains On It
Origin of the Word "FUCK" in
1) Fornication Under Consent of King
According to this version, the Middle Ages, those who were not members of the royal family were not allowed to have sex without the consent of the king.
To a child, he had to seek an audience with the King, who would give you a sign nailed to your door for the report.
On the panel was written to FUCK F ornication U nder C ONSENT of K Eng.
2) Fornication Under Control of King Henry VIII
saw the people of his country dramatically decrease due to numerous wars and epidemics.
King, worried about the future of his country, decided to release convicts and organized meetings with prostitutes to repopulate the country ... These meetings were called : F ornication U nder C ontrol Of The K Eng.
2) For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge
third explanation that the word "FUCK" is an acronym from the 19th century to describe the crimes of pimps and prostitutes' For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge. " Expression used in judgments.
1) Fornication Under Consent of King
According to this version, the Middle Ages, those who were not members of the royal family were not allowed to have sex without the consent of the king.
To a child, he had to seek an audience with the King, who would give you a sign nailed to your door for the report.
On the panel was written to FUCK F ornication U nder C ONSENT of K Eng.
2) Fornication Under Control of King Henry VIII
saw the people of his country dramatically decrease due to numerous wars and epidemics.
King, worried about the future of his country, decided to release convicts and organized meetings with prostitutes to repopulate the country ... These meetings were called : F ornication U nder C ontrol Of The K Eng.
2) For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge
third explanation that the word "FUCK" is an acronym from the 19th century to describe the crimes of pimps and prostitutes' For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge. " Expression used in judgments.
Saturday, November 20, 2010
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PINK FLOYD CONCERT at Versailles June 21, 1988
01 SOUNDSCAPE
10 Sorrow
16 Time
17 On The Run
22 Money
27 One Slip
29 FireWorks
After the concert, at 2 hours, returning to the bus and return to LIEGE, head full of music and image to what remains for me the biggest concert I attended.
Arrive around 7am in LIEGE, Back to Reality,
This morning on Facebook One of my friends, share a video of nth FLOYD. And for the umpteenth time, I look, listen ... Great Gig in the Sky ...
To me this song is the most beautiful FLOYD, even if all those are great FLOYD. I am a fan. Entire discography, including a few pirates, etc. ...
But what touched me the most is that this video, I knew ...
Et. Yes, 21 JUIN 1988, I was at the famous concert in VERSAILLES PINK FLOYD.
I bought the ticket, 8 or 9 months before the first day of sales, including a ticket The bus to go - back LIEGE / VERSAILLES / CORK and the famous pass to see my idols.
departure by bus to 12 pm Nearly TOUR KENNEDY LIEGE, a small bus with a 30aine room, nice ...
I think I was the youngest of all these fans, the average age is closer to 30 Years.
My Backpack snug with a pack of 6 beers and a small bottle of gin, cookies .. enough to keep the path .. A penalty
the bus started, the smoke makes began to move. I think the 4:30 trip, we had to be typed 6 firecrackers! Especially a lit of Mark, like post-Sixty eighter hair long, it seemed Rogers Waters.
One guy had brought a CD player and we spent 4 hours listening to the Floyd's history of being in the mood.
around 17:00 we arrive at Versailles. AND there! Grosse slap in the face. I never been to Versailles: the majesty of the place and before the court of the castle, this WHORE SCENE. Huge!!
and this huge circular screen. WAOOOW
Already many people. of people have camped nearby.
There are a few hours before the concert. I go around the owner. At least try to see the castle from the outside. everything was marked, many security services ... but cool .. not aggressive cops.
Around 20 hours, I place myself, and being small, I manage to sneak .. and find myself at a safe distance to not miss.
22:00 concert.
Before the concert, laser show was planned and prepared by FLYOD.
This band sound (SOUNDSCAPE) was a true demonstration of the effects quadraphonic outdoors: varied sound effects (water, birds, storms, transition from plane ....) Put us in a crazy atmosphere .. with crackers and beer ... TRIP! for nearly half an hour ..
In the bonus DVD of PULSE, one can see a few minutes of this Soundscape! The concert begins
direct chaining ... by SHINE OF A CRAZY DIAMOND
Here are the pieces of the concert (who have served the recording DELICATE SOUND OF THUNDER)
01 SOUNDSCAPE
02 Shine On Your Crasy Diamond
03 Sign Of Life
04 Learning to Fly
05 Speech
06 Yet an Another Movie
07 A New Machine part I
08 Terminal Frost
09 A New Machine part II
11 Dogs Of War
12 Speech
13 On The Turning Away
14 Speech
15 One Of These Days
18 The Great Gig In The Sky
19 Wish You Were Here
20 Welcome To The Machine
21 Us and Them
23 Another Brick In The Wall
24 Speech
25 Comfortably Numb
26 Speech
28 Run Like Hell
30 Speech
Some pictures of the concert and Soundscape (taken on the blog http://versailles.over-blog.org/)
After the concert, at 2 hours, returning to the bus and return to LIEGE, head full of music and image to what remains for me the biggest concert I attended.
Arrive around 7am in LIEGE, Back to Reality,
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