Being a geek Dillet "I am interested from near or far to the computer, and all the news coming out: always looking the better machine, better software, etc. ...
But when you watch a movie or television series, you find yourself quickly overwhelmed.
But where will they get those computers! We live on the same planet?
Everything is simple, the machines are the best of the best, the apps never crash, film (mostly U.S.) is the geek's paradise!
and center since the 50's, View James Bond, and all the rest ..
I speak not present series, style NCIS, Bones, Numb3rs, etc. ...
For Evidence:
- Word processors never cursor ( you type on the keyboard, and you're automatically in the right place, the layout is all alone ).
- You can type long sentences without ever using the spacebar.
- monitors only display characters from 5 cm. (Gender even 100 meters you read on the screen )
- The High-tech computers (those NASA, the CIA or any other body détat) have interfaces -simple).
- When this is not the case, they are equipped with ultra-sophisticated scripts that allow them to execute any command the second.
- To find information, any one, simply typing "ACCESS ALL OF THE SECRET FILES" on any keyboard.
- you do a search on the net, and hop hair cell, the first page that opens is good!
- Similarly, to inoculate a destructive virus on a computer, simply typing "UPLOAD VIRUS". The virus, also are raising the temperature of computers, as in people. The smoke billows out of disk drives and monitors.
- All computers are networked, whatsoever (even in the desert Zobi, uh ... Gobi) . If you want to access the hard disk of the wicked, no problem, even if it is off.
- bippent powerful computers whenever you press a key or each screen change.
- There are even those who slow down the display to give you time to read (genus teleprompter). But advanced ones to emulate the sound of a dot matrix printer As the characters appear on the screen.
- Under the hood of a computer, there are thousands of volts and power lines. Malfunctions are indicated by a bright flash, a cloud of smoke, a shower of sparks and an explosion that you glue on the back wall. You open a CPU, you're in front of the H-bomb, and by chance, a small countdown stalled at less than a minute, starts .. 59 .. 58 .. 57
- It may well work on a computer for hours on and off without saving the data.
- A hacker can access the hard drive of the computer as top secret World time of one minute. he always has a program (taken from his store) will found password in 10 seconds, then it is a result of 23 characters. These programs can also read the hieroglyphics, Sanskrit, .. and all the dead languages! It usually does not need more than two tests to find the password.
- "PERMISSION DENIED"? No problem, there is a function "ignore".
- Just three seconds to perform complex calculations and charge huge amounts of data.
- In films, the speed transmission modems is 2000 gigabytes per second, minimum. G reg he will transfer the entire hard drive of a server of the Pentagon in 3 seconds and all you can put it on your USB drive.
- when overheated electrical (generator - missile base - n Anything else), all control panels will explode, and the whole building.
- If you have a file on the screen and someone deletes the network, the file disappears from your screen. There is no way to automatically back even less utility to retrieve files. If
- encrypted files lie on a hard disk, the computer will automatically prompt for a password upon startup.
- Whatever disc you insert into a computer whatever it reads it no problem . Besides, all existing applications running on all platforms.
- More sophisticated is the computer, the more buttons in it. However, training in the use of this computer should be further improved, because there is no indication these buttons.
- Most computers, regardless of size, have animated graphics capability, photorealism, real-time and three-dimensionality. All at the same time.
- Oddly enough, all laptop computers also have the video and audio capabilities in real time.
- Whenever a character looks at a screen, the image is so bright that it is reflected on his face.
- Computers film never crash in case of intense activity and crucial. Stress does not make a mistake with the characters who use (We see Although Windows does not support the Cinema).
- programs are a perfection insulting and never have bugs that slow down the work.
- photos are clear enough so that we can accurately extract the smallest details. The zoom function is infinite.
"What is that thing blur in the corner?
- I know not, we will watch.
- Oh, it's the murder weapon! -
Now let us look under the bed at the bottom, there are a trick ... is to offer the shoes of the murderer:
- Enlarge a bit .. more .. Again, add light, make a 90 °, more, more, more .. least less .. Stttttttttttttoooooooooop !!... is a size 45 .. Reebok ... Wait for it looks like a piece of grass on the sole .. ANALYSIS ME THIS SONG NOW! I want all the information in 5 minutes max.
That is like computers in this film ... Geek paradise, where you can do anything in the blink of an eye ..
WHORE! SHIT! Shit, my computer just plant ..
Why I can not upload this post on my blog .. Fais chier! COMPUTER SHIT ... CONNECTING Suck! ISPs THE BITE ME KNOT ....
