Sunday, November 28, 2010

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Obama & Friends by UWE OMMER

Ommer Uwe is a German photographer, born in 1943. Very talented, he was quickly recognized in the world of photography. His work is highly eclectic life scenes, nudes (he was the photographer for the Pirelli calendar in 1984), and artistic photos. His site
http://www.uweommer.eu/ you through all of his work.
You probably know through these portraits of black African women ladies



He conducted a series of photos humor combining the beauty of the nude: Celebs and political situations unlikely. On to that seen in this light there, some politicians have seen their popularity rise even during the worst moments of their career.

Barack Obama

Barack Obama
Angela Merkel

Sir Winston Churchill

George W Bush

Vladimir Putin

Prince Charles

Queen Elizabeth II

Saddam Hussein

Saddam Hussein

Nicolas Sarkozy

Segolene Royal

Margaret Tatcher
Jack Chirac
Cheikh el M
Condoleeza Rice
Arnold Scharwzenegger

Albert Einstein

Sean Connery Alias James Bond

Jack Nicholson

Friday, November 26, 2010

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The coffee and Oldelaf MR D

Being a great lover of coffee (I drink all day, black and full-bodied), and this song Oldelaf MR D I was immediately arrested. I love the tone, cynical texts, and the movie clip is really well done.

Thursday, November 25, 2010

Acrostic Poem With Venus

November 25: all in a burqa!

This Nov. 25, to combat violence against women, all social networks have relayed the information: "All in Skirts.
And here, with this return to a disturbing extremist Islam, preached by some retrograde bearded woman who placed the status of maid not to say animal, they are asked why: "All in burqas."
hope and encourage all those who are forced to veil themselves, not to let it go and stand up to these sub-human, complex, often soft bandage or who are premature ejaculation ...

A bearded all who want to dictate how they think the "dead knot me," I said, 'If behind every beard there was wisdom, goats are all prophets "

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

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Cherry Groupama and Olivier Garglass

It seems that Groupama Cerise , spent the night with Olivier Carglass . Since the hole was smaller than a two euro coin, he was able to inject his special resin in less than 30min, and it costed him nothing!

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Origin of the Word "FUCK" in

1) Fornication Under Consent of King
According to this version, the Middle Ages, those who were not members of the royal family were not allowed to have sex without the consent of the king.
To a child, he had to seek an audience with the King, who would give you a sign nailed to your door for the report.
On the panel was written to FUCK F ornication U nder C ONSENT of K Eng.

2) Fornication Under Control of King Henry VIII
saw the people of his country dramatically decrease due to numerous wars and epidemics.
King, worried about the future of his country, decided to release convicts and organized meetings with prostitutes to repopulate the country ... These meetings were called : F ornication U nder C ontrol Of The K Eng.

2) For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge
third explanation that the word "FUCK" is an acronym from the 19th century to describe the crimes of pimps and prostitutes' For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge. " Expression used in judgments.

Saturday, November 20, 2010

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PINK FLOYD CONCERT at Versailles June 21, 1988

This morning on Facebook One of my friends, share a video of nth FLOYD. And for the umpteenth time, I look, listen ... Great Gig in the Sky ...
To me this song is the most beautiful FLOYD, even if all those are great FLOYD. I am a fan. Entire discography, including a few pirates, etc. ...
But what touched me the most is that this video, I knew ...
Et. Yes, 21 JUIN 1988, I was at the famous concert in VERSAILLES PINK FLOYD.


I bought the ticket, 8 or 9 months before the first day of sales, including a ticket The bus to go - back LIEGE / VERSAILLES / CORK and the famous pass to see my idols.
departure by bus to 12 pm Nearly TOUR KENNEDY LIEGE, a small bus with a 30aine room, nice ...
I think I was the youngest of all these fans, the average age is closer to 30 Years.
My Backpack snug with a pack of 6 beers and a small bottle of gin, cookies .. enough to keep the path .. A penalty
the bus started, the smoke makes began to move. I think the 4:30 trip, we had to be typed 6 firecrackers! Especially a lit of Mark, like post-Sixty eighter hair long, it seemed Rogers Waters.
One guy had brought a CD player and we spent 4 hours listening to the Floyd's history of being in the mood.

around 17:00 we arrive at Versailles. AND there! Grosse slap in the face. I never been to Versailles: the majesty of the place and before the court of the castle, this WHORE SCENE. Huge!!
and this huge circular screen. WAOOOW
Already many people. of people have camped nearby.
There are a few hours before the concert. I go around the owner. At least try to see the castle from the outside. everything was marked, many security services ... but cool .. not aggressive cops.
Around 20 hours, I place myself, and being small, I manage to sneak .. and find myself at a safe distance to not miss.
22:00 concert.
Before the concert, laser show was planned and prepared by FLYOD.
This band sound (SOUNDSCAPE) was a true demonstration of the effects quadraphonic outdoors: varied sound effects (water, birds, storms, transition from plane ....) Put us in a crazy atmosphere .. with crackers and beer ... TRIP! for nearly half an hour ..
In the bonus DVD of PULSE, one can see a few minutes of this Soundscape! The concert begins
direct chaining ... by SHINE OF A CRAZY DIAMOND
Here are the pieces of the concert (who have served the recording DELICATE SOUND OF THUNDER)









01 SOUNDSCAPE
02 Shine On Your Crasy Diamond
03        Sign Of Life
04        Learning to Fly
05        Speech
06        Yet an Another Movie
07        A New Machine part I
08        Terminal Frost
09        A New Machine part II
10        Sorrow
11        Dogs Of War
12        Speech
13        On The Turning Away
14        Speech
15        One Of These Days
16        Time
17        On The Run
18        The Great Gig In The Sky
19        Wish You Were Here
20        Welcome To The Machine
21        Us and Them
22        Money
23        Another Brick In The Wall
24        Speech
25        Comfortably Numb
26        Speech
27        One Slip
28        Run Like Hell
29        FireWorks
30        Speech


Some pictures of the concert and Soundscape (taken on the blog http://versailles.over-blog.org/)



A little photo montage of up arms with the man of the light cover of "Delicate Sound of Thunder"



After the concert, at 2 hours, returning to the bus and return to LIEGE, head full of music and image to what remains for me the biggest concert I attended.
Arrive around 7am in LIEGE, Back to Reality,

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The Computer and Informatics at Cinema

Being a geek Dillet "I am interested from near or far to the computer, and all the news coming out: always looking the better machine, better software, etc. ...
But when you watch a movie or television series, you find yourself quickly overwhelmed.
But where will they get those computers! We live on the same planet?
Everything is simple, the machines are the best of the best, the apps never crash, film (mostly U.S.) is the geek's paradise!
and center since the 50's, View James Bond, and all the rest ..
I speak not present series, style NCIS, Bones, Numb3rs, etc. ...



For Evidence:
  • Word processors never cursor ( you type on the keyboard, and you're automatically in the right place, the layout is all alone ).
  • You can type long sentences without ever using the spacebar.
  • monitors only display characters from 5 cm. (Gender even 100 meters you read on the screen )
  • The High-tech computers (those NASA, the CIA or any other body détat) have interfaces -simple).
  • When this is not the case, they are equipped with ultra-sophisticated scripts that allow them to execute any command the second.
  • To find information, any one, simply typing "ACCESS ALL OF THE SECRET FILES" on any keyboard.
  • you do a search on the net, and hop hair cell, the first page that opens is good!
  • Similarly, to inoculate a destructive virus on a computer, simply typing "UPLOAD VIRUS". The virus, also are raising the temperature of computers, as in people. The smoke billows out of disk drives and monitors.
  • All computers are networked, whatsoever (even in the desert Zobi, uh ... Gobi) . If you want to access the hard disk of the wicked, no problem, even if it is off.
  • bippent powerful computers whenever you press a key or each screen change.
  • There are even those who slow down the display to give you time to read (genus teleprompter). But advanced ones to emulate the sound of a dot matrix printer As the characters appear on the screen.
  • Under the hood of a computer, there are thousands of volts and power lines. Malfunctions are indicated by a bright flash, a cloud of smoke, a shower of sparks and an explosion that you glue on the back wall. You open a CPU, you're in front of the H-bomb, and by chance, a small countdown stalled at less than a minute, starts .. 59 .. 58 .. 57
  • It may well work on a computer for hours on and off without saving the data.
  • A hacker can access the hard drive of the computer as top secret World time of one minute. he always has a program (taken from his store) will found password in 10 seconds, then it is a result of 23 characters. These programs can also read the hieroglyphics, Sanskrit, .. and all the dead languages! It usually does not need more than two tests to find the password.
  • "PERMISSION DENIED"? No problem, there is a function "ignore".
  • Just three seconds to perform complex calculations and charge huge amounts of data.
  • In films, the speed transmission modems is 2000 gigabytes per second, minimum. G reg he will transfer the entire hard drive of a server of the Pentagon in 3 seconds and all you can put it on your USB drive.
  • when overheated electrical (generator - missile base - n Anything else), all control panels will explode, and the whole building.
  • If you have a file on the screen and someone deletes the network, the file disappears from your screen. There is no way to automatically back even less utility to retrieve files. If
  • encrypted files lie on a hard disk, the computer will automatically prompt for a password upon startup.
  • Whatever disc you insert into a computer whatever it reads it no problem . Besides, all existing applications running on all platforms.
  • More sophisticated is the computer, the more buttons in it. However, training in the use of this computer should be further improved, because there is no indication these buttons.
  • Most computers, regardless of size, have animated graphics capability, photorealism, real-time and three-dimensionality. All at the same time.
  • Oddly enough, all laptop computers also have the video and audio capabilities in real time.
  • Whenever a character looks at a screen, the image is so bright that it is reflected on his face.
  • Computers film never crash in case of intense activity and crucial. Stress does not make a mistake with the characters who use (We see Although Windows does not support the Cinema).
  • programs are a perfection insulting and never have bugs that slow down the work.
  • photos are clear enough so that we can accurately extract the smallest details. The zoom function is infinite.
Example:
"What is that thing blur in the corner?
- I know not, we will watch.
- Oh, it's the murder weapon! -
Now let us look under the bed at the bottom, there are a trick ... is to offer the shoes of the murderer:
- Enlarge a bit .. more .. Again, add light, make a 90 °, more, more, more .. least less .. Stttttttttttttoooooooooop !!... is a size 45 .. Reebok ... Wait for it looks like a piece of grass on the sole .. ANALYSIS ME THIS SONG NOW! I want all the information in 5 minutes max.


That is like computers in this film ... Geek paradise, where you can do anything in the blink of an eye ..

WHORE! SHIT! Shit, my computer just plant ..
Why I can not upload this post on my blog .. Fais chier! COMPUTER SHIT ... CONNECTING Suck! ISPs THE BITE ME KNOT ....