Saturday, December 25, 2010
Submandualr Gland Swells When Drinking Alcohol
reviewed and corrected
Like what I'm proud to be a penguin!
Ditgital Pic S Of Melina Velba
My Christmas present .. Some Definitions
I received here as a Christmas present .. it seems that c sofa
I did what?
I received here as a Christmas present .. it seems that c sofa
I did what?
How To Build A Sausage Press
.. that could enter LAROUSSE 2011
Injustice - When all of your girlfriends pregnant woman caressing her belly just saying "congratulations" but none comes caress you in the balls saying "well done"!
Makeup - Operation of killing whales for garnish Tuna
Parents - Two people who teach you to walk and talk and then tell you to sit down and shut your mouth
War of Religion - Two people who are struggling to find who has the best imaginary friend
Internet Explorer - Small unstable application for downloading Mozilla Firefox
War of Religion - Two people who are struggling to find who has the best imaginary friend
Internet Explorer - Small unstable application for downloading Mozilla Firefox
Chewbacca - Divinity Portuguese
Titeuf - What comes out of the TitePoule
Toe - Appendix for detecting the corners of doors
Gender - New concept created by men to stop paying the restaurant
Mount Ikea furniture - Modern expression meaning "to spend a weekend shit
Being burnt out - Very uncomfortable, especially when the toilet is
A pipe - Unit of silence corresponding average between 10 and 15 minutes
Facebook - The only place where you talk to a wall without being ridiculous
Ball Pinball - Testicular Dolphin
Female - Set of curves that do draw a line
The tone rises - How familiar to note that ugly woman takes the elevator
Fifty Cent - Finally one who knows the right price for a music
Noddy - The illegitimate son of Sissi
GPS - only woman that people listen to find their way
Thursday, December 23, 2010
Getting Sponsored By Monster
Santa Claus will not pass this year
This year, Father Noel said he will not go! No more reindeer
Gone are the red dress too hot
Given the wave of cold weather in Europe and the USA, he decided to stay in the Southern Hemisphere
.. playing golf ... .. in a haired Pacific Islands
This year, Father Noel said he will not go! No more reindeer
Gone are the red dress too hot
Given the wave of cold weather in Europe and the USA, he decided to stay in the Southern Hemisphere
.. playing golf ... .. in a haired Pacific Islands
Tuesday, December 21, 2010
Gay Cruising Locations San Antonio
Want to Scrabble? BELGIUM
To complicate the game. you can play by adding a theme.
Only words related to this theme are welcome ...
The parties will be far more exciting stir your brain .. damn! Example
To complicate the game. you can play by adding a theme.
Only words related to this theme are welcome ...
The parties will be far more exciting stir your brain .. damn! Example
Monday, December 20, 2010
Arthritis College Scholarships
War is declared! BELGIAN WAR Is On!
Lamentable to see that Belgium has become the subject of discord really serious between Flemings and Walloons.
Flanders Flemish want their free and independent! They forget that when the same until the late 60s (so for 140 years), rural Flanders was little industry and who lived in the hook of Wallonia prosperous and developed. Now, due to geopolitical and economic changes, and the crisis in the steel industry, Wallonia loses his footing. Flanders, meanwhile, has managed to adapt and grow. From there, wanting a pretext for this development, deny the request and Belgium secession is low and ingratitude nameless!
Flaming, FUCK YOU! (The great Jacques Brel you had so much call for your face, 30 years ago!)
Belgium is and will remain ... whether you like it or not. You can not erase the history of a country like that.
Dare you, you look in a mirror ...
Lamentable to see that Belgium has become the subject of discord really serious between Flemings and Walloons.
Flanders Flemish want their free and independent! They forget that when the same until the late 60s (so for 140 years), rural Flanders was little industry and who lived in the hook of Wallonia prosperous and developed. Now, due to geopolitical and economic changes, and the crisis in the steel industry, Wallonia loses his footing. Flanders, meanwhile, has managed to adapt and grow. From there, wanting a pretext for this development, deny the request and Belgium secession is low and ingratitude nameless!
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| http://belgianwar.com/ |
Flaming, FUCK YOU! (The great Jacques Brel you had so much call for your face, 30 years ago!)
Belgium is and will remain ... whether you like it or not. You can not erase the history of a country like that.
Dare you, you look in a mirror ...
The Flamingands, comic song!
the Flaming
gentlemen I have two words to you I laugh
here are too long
Whether you fry me
To blow you in the ass
To become bus
Now you're acrobats
But really nothing more
Nazis during the wars and Catholics
them
You oscillate constantly
From gun to missal
Your eyes are distant
Your humor is bloodless Although
What have streets in Ghent
who piss in the two languages
You see when I think of I love you
that nothing be lost
Gentlemen Flaming
Fuck you
You Mess Flanders
But Flanders judge you.
See North Sea
She fled to Bruges.
Stop me inflate my old
roubignoles
With your art Flemish-Italian-English.
You are so so much too heavy
That evening when a storm
The Chinese cultivated
ask me where I am, I answer
weary And the tears in his teeth:
"Ik ben van Luxemburg".
And if young women, a song
We dare Flemish
It dreaming
fly the birds pink and white And I
To forbid
hope than ever in London
the rain You think you can
English
And I forbid you
In New York or Milan to belch
Messeigneurs
other than Flemish
You will not have the air con
Really not stupid at all
And I forbid
To say that I do not care
And I forbid you to force our children
Who do you have nothing to bark
Flemish And
if my brothers are silent
Well too bad for them.
I sing and sign persists: My name is Jacques Brel
....
gentlemen I have two words to you I laugh
here are too long
Whether you fry me
To blow you in the ass
To become bus
Now you're acrobats
But really nothing more
Nazis during the wars and Catholics
them
You oscillate constantly
From gun to missal
Your eyes are distant
Your humor is bloodless Although
What have streets in Ghent
who piss in the two languages
You see when I think of I love you
that nothing be lost
Gentlemen Flaming
Fuck you
You Mess Flanders
But Flanders judge you.
See North Sea
She fled to Bruges.
Stop me inflate my old
roubignoles
With your art Flemish-Italian-English.
You are so so much too heavy
That evening when a storm
The Chinese cultivated
ask me where I am, I answer
weary And the tears in his teeth:
"Ik ben van Luxemburg".
And if young women, a song
We dare Flemish
It dreaming
fly the birds pink and white And I
To forbid
hope than ever in London
the rain You think you can
English
And I forbid you
In New York or Milan to belch
Messeigneurs
other than Flemish
You will not have the air con
Really not stupid at all
And I forbid
To say that I do not care
And I forbid you to force our children
Who do you have nothing to bark
Flemish And
if my brothers are silent
Well too bad for them.
I sing and sign persists: My name is Jacques Brel
....
and I still sign my name ... Zizirider ... Belgian and Liégeois ADDITION!
Saturday, December 18, 2010
Chevy 2500 Brush Guard Mounting Adapter
The Burqa Purple
Already the burqa looks like a garbage bag, if it becomes more purple and the woman carries two baskets (9offa in Arabic), then we can say that the property in the ass .. .
PS: any color related to any political orientation is purely coincidental
Already the burqa looks like a garbage bag, if it becomes more purple and the woman carries two baskets (9offa in Arabic), then we can say that the property in the ass .. .
PS: any color related to any political orientation is purely coincidental
Wednesday, December 15, 2010
Sores On My Ferret's Body
May the Force be with you ...
For those who fantasize about Darth Vader ... Finally the toy you were looking for ....
Think you do offer for Christmas ....
For those who fantasize about Darth Vader ... Finally the toy you were looking for ....
Think you do offer for Christmas ....
Sunday, December 12, 2010
Sunday, December 5, 2010
Gameshark Debug Room Golden Sun
EL QAEDA and BIN LADEN an attack will never succeed in Italy? The fantasy of
Sunday 11:47 p.m.
The terrorists arrive at the international airport of Naples. They leave the airport after 7 hours of waiting, because we lost their luggage.
The Manager of the airport does not accept responsibility for loss and an employee then advises terrorists to board the next day: "Who knows with a little luck of the Madonna ..."
They then take a taxi. The driver (who moonlights without official license) looks in the mirror and seeing that they are strangers, walking in the city for an hour and a half.
Seeing that they are not complaining, just after the counter has said 200 euros, he decided to give them a dirty trick . Arriving at the roundabout Villarica, he stops and raises an accomplice. After having robbed and beaten, they are abandoned, lifeless, in the district 167.
Monday 4:30
When they awoke, after a stint in the hospital, the two terrorists managed to get a hotel in the area of Piazza Borsa. They decide to rent a car from Hertz, Piazza Municipio. They then head to the airport, but just before arriving at Piazza Mazzini, they remain stuck in a student demonstration, anti-globalists in white coats and Neapolitan unemployed, who do not do without.
Monday 12:30
They finally arrive in Piazza Garibaldi. They decide to change their currency .... Their dollars are then turned into counterfeit 100 euro.
3:45 p.m. Monday
They arrive at the airport of Capodichino with the firm intention to hijack a plane to rush into the towers of ENEL (the equivalent of EDF in Italy) from Centro Direzionale. But Alitalia pilots are on strike because they claim the quadruple their salaries and reduce their working time. Same for air traffic controllers, which require the punching machine for all ("if not, what are we fucking controller?!" They said).
The only available aircraft on the runway is a flight from MARADONA AIRLINES whose destination is Alghero (Sardinia) and it is 18 hours late ...
employees and passengers camped out in the waiting room ... and start bawling popular songs ... and chant slogans against the government and the drivers! Men
airport security arrive and begin to hit everybody with great blows of clubs, right and left, and picked in particular on the two Arab.
7:05 p.m. Monday
Finally, things work out ...
The two terrorists, covered in blood , approached the counter MARADONA AIRLINES to buy tickets for Sassari, seize the plane and rush against the towers of ENEL. The head of MARADONA AIRLINES them sells tickets, did not say that the flight, in fact, has already been deleted.
10:07 p.m. Monday
At that time, the terrorists are discussing whether they should continue or not ... They do not know if destroying Naples is an act of war or rather charity ...
11:02 p.m. Monday
starved, they decide to eat something at the airport restaurant. They order a sandwich omelette mussels and pépéronade.
Tuesday 4:35
prey to salmonellosis caused by lightning omelette, they finished the Cardarelli Hospital, after waiting all night in the emergency lane. The thing would not last more than two days, if cholera caused by the mussels had not said ....
5:20 p.m. Sunday
They are discharged after twelve days and can be found in the vicinity of San Stadium Paolo. The Naples team lost at home against Palermo 3-0 thanks to two penalties awarded to Team Sicilian by the referee Concettino Riina of Corleone.
Really nothing to worry about ...
Good evening to all Neapolitans! Forza Italia ! 
The Italian daily La Repubblica said in its edition of January 28, 2010, why Al Qaeda never succeed an attack in Italy, this through a heartbreaking story highlighted several problems that have plagued Italian society, particularly the problem of the mafia, against terrorism, is transforms antibody perfect: "The immune system Neapolitan perfect, "Ruggero summary, we reported the news. Here is the partial translation of the article.
Some documents Italian Secret Service, whose content has been recently revealed, have to say that bin Laden has already tried some time ago, to organize an attack in Italy. Two terrorists from a country in the Middle East, arrived in Naples with the firm intention to carry out the punishment of Allah ; for Italian infidels. Here's how it unfolded:
Some documents Italian Secret Service, whose content has been recently revealed, have to say that bin Laden has already tried some time ago, to organize an attack in Italy. Two terrorists from a country in the Middle East, arrived in Naples with the firm intention to carry out the punishment of Allah ; for Italian infidels. Here's how it unfolded:
Sunday 11:47 p.m.
The terrorists arrive at the international airport of Naples. They leave the airport after 7 hours of waiting, because we lost their luggage.
The Manager of the airport does not accept responsibility for loss and an employee then advises terrorists to board the next day: "Who knows with a little luck of the Madonna ..."
They then take a taxi. The driver (who moonlights without official license) looks in the mirror and seeing that they are strangers, walking in the city for an hour and a half.
Seeing that they are not complaining, just after the counter has said 200 euros, he decided to give them a dirty trick . Arriving at the roundabout Villarica, he stops and raises an accomplice. After having robbed and beaten, they are abandoned, lifeless, in the district 167.
Monday 4:30
When they awoke, after a stint in the hospital, the two terrorists managed to get a hotel in the area of Piazza Borsa. They decide to rent a car from Hertz, Piazza Municipio. They then head to the airport, but just before arriving at Piazza Mazzini, they remain stuck in a student demonstration, anti-globalists in white coats and Neapolitan unemployed, who do not do without.
Monday 12:30
They finally arrive in Piazza Garibaldi. They decide to change their currency .... Their dollars are then turned into counterfeit 100 euro.
3:45 p.m. Monday
They arrive at the airport of Capodichino with the firm intention to hijack a plane to rush into the towers of ENEL (the equivalent of EDF in Italy) from Centro Direzionale. But Alitalia pilots are on strike because they claim the quadruple their salaries and reduce their working time. Same for air traffic controllers, which require the punching machine for all ("if not, what are we fucking controller?!" They said).
The only available aircraft on the runway is a flight from MARADONA AIRLINES whose destination is Alghero (Sardinia) and it is 18 hours late ...
employees and passengers camped out in the waiting room ... and start bawling popular songs ... and chant slogans against the government and the drivers! Men
airport security arrive and begin to hit everybody with great blows of clubs, right and left, and picked in particular on the two Arab.
7:05 p.m. Monday
Finally, things work out ...
The two terrorists, covered in blood , approached the counter MARADONA AIRLINES to buy tickets for Sassari, seize the plane and rush against the towers of ENEL. The head of MARADONA AIRLINES them sells tickets, did not say that the flight, in fact, has already been deleted.
10:07 p.m. Monday
At that time, the terrorists are discussing whether they should continue or not ... They do not know if destroying Naples is an act of war or rather charity ...
11:02 p.m. Monday
starved, they decide to eat something at the airport restaurant. They order a sandwich omelette mussels and pépéronade.
Tuesday 4:35
prey to salmonellosis caused by lightning omelette, they finished the Cardarelli Hospital, after waiting all night in the emergency lane. The thing would not last more than two days, if cholera caused by the mussels had not said ....
5:20 p.m. Sunday
They are discharged after twelve days and can be found in the vicinity of San Stadium Paolo. The Naples team lost at home against Palermo 3-0 thanks to two penalties awarded to Team Sicilian by the referee Concettino Riina of Corleone.
A band of ultras Neapolitan, seeing both the tawny skin, take them for supporters of Palermo and a spin rouste. The heads of the ultras, a "Peppo ilRicchione" ("Peppo the queer"), sexually abuses them.
7:45 p.m. Sunday
Finally the ultras go. The two terrorists decide to get drunk for the first time in their lives (even if it's caught!). In a tavern in the port area, they refile wine diluted with methanol and the two return to hospital for poisoning Cardarelli. They also discovered the HIV seropositivity (Peppo not forgive!). 11:42 p.m. Tuesday
The two terrorists fled Italy in raft towards Libya, half-blind because of ingested methanol and with a dozen of HIV infections. They swear by Allah that they never try anything against this if beautiful European country ... ... ... ..
7:45 p.m. Sunday
Finally the ultras go. The two terrorists decide to get drunk for the first time in their lives (even if it's caught!). In a tavern in the port area, they refile wine diluted with methanol and the two return to hospital for poisoning Cardarelli. They also discovered the HIV seropositivity (Peppo not forgive!). 11:42 p.m. Tuesday
The two terrorists fled Italy in raft towards Libya, half-blind because of ingested methanol and with a dozen of HIV infections. They swear by Allah that they never try anything against this if beautiful European country ... ... ... ..
Really nothing to worry about ...
Good evening to all Neapolitans! Forza Italia !
Saturday, December 4, 2010
Lab Report Osmosis And Diffusion
Smurfette
What woman has not dreamed of being Smurfette ..?
Beautiful, Charming and only woman among 50 men ... and be able to enjoy it as it sees fit, according to the desire of the moment ...
All the time desired, loved and fulfilled by the man she has chosen, depending on his mood ... its desires ..
What woman has not dreamed of being Smurfette ..?
Beautiful, Charming and only woman among 50 men ... and be able to enjoy it as it sees fit, according to the desire of the moment ...
All the time desired, loved and fulfilled by the man she has chosen, depending on his mood ... its desires ..
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