Saturday, December 25, 2010

How To Build A Sausage Press

.. that could enter LAROUSSE 2011

Injustice - When all of your girlfriends pregnant woman caressing her belly just saying "congratulations" but none comes caress you in the balls saying "well done"!
Makeup - Operation of killing whales for garnish Tuna
Parents - Two people who teach you to walk and talk and then tell you to sit down and shut your mouth
War of Religion - Two people who are struggling to find who has the best imaginary friend
Internet Explorer - Small unstable application for downloading Mozilla Firefox
Chewbacca - Divinity Portuguese
Titeuf - What comes out of the TitePoule
Toe - Appendix for detecting the corners of doors
Gender - New concept created by men to stop paying the restaurant
Mount Ikea furniture - Modern expression meaning "to spend a weekend shit
Being burnt out - Very uncomfortable, especially when the toilet is
A pipe - Unit of silence corresponding average between 10 and 15 minutes
Facebook - The only place where you talk to a wall without being ridiculous
Ball Pinball - Testicular Dolphin
Female - Set of curves that do draw a line
The tone rises - How familiar to note that ugly woman takes the elevator
Fifty Cent - Finally one who knows the right price for a music
Noddy - The illegitimate son of Sissi
GPS - only woman that people listen to find their way

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