The Italian daily La Repubblica said in its edition of January 28, 2010, why Al Qaeda never succeed an attack in Italy, this through a heartbreaking story highlighted several problems that have plagued Italian society, particularly the problem of the mafia, against terrorism, is transforms antibody perfect: "The immune system Neapolitan perfect, "Ruggero summary, we reported the news. Here is the partial translation of the article.
Some documents Italian Secret Service, whose content has been recently revealed, have to say that bin Laden has already tried some time ago, to organize an attack in Italy. Two terrorists from a country in the Middle East, arrived in Naples with the firm intention to carry out the punishment of Allah ; for Italian infidels. Here's how it unfolded:
Some documents Italian Secret Service, whose content has been recently revealed, have to say that bin Laden has already tried some time ago, to organize an attack in Italy. Two terrorists from a country in the Middle East, arrived in Naples with the firm intention to carry out the punishment of Allah ; for Italian infidels. Here's how it unfolded:
Sunday 11:47 p.m.
The terrorists arrive at the international airport of Naples. They leave the airport after 7 hours of waiting, because we lost their luggage.
The Manager of the airport does not accept responsibility for loss and an employee then advises terrorists to board the next day: "Who knows with a little luck of the Madonna ..."
They then take a taxi. The driver (who moonlights without official license) looks in the mirror and seeing that they are strangers, walking in the city for an hour and a half.
Seeing that they are not complaining, just after the counter has said 200 euros, he decided to give them a dirty trick . Arriving at the roundabout Villarica, he stops and raises an accomplice. After having robbed and beaten, they are abandoned, lifeless, in the district 167.
Monday 4:30
When they awoke, after a stint in the hospital, the two terrorists managed to get a hotel in the area of Piazza Borsa. They decide to rent a car from Hertz, Piazza Municipio. They then head to the airport, but just before arriving at Piazza Mazzini, they remain stuck in a student demonstration, anti-globalists in white coats and Neapolitan unemployed, who do not do without.
Monday 12:30
They finally arrive in Piazza Garibaldi. They decide to change their currency .... Their dollars are then turned into counterfeit 100 euro.
3:45 p.m. Monday
They arrive at the airport of Capodichino with the firm intention to hijack a plane to rush into the towers of ENEL (the equivalent of EDF in Italy) from Centro Direzionale. But Alitalia pilots are on strike because they claim the quadruple their salaries and reduce their working time. Same for air traffic controllers, which require the punching machine for all ("if not, what are we fucking controller?!" They said).
The only available aircraft on the runway is a flight from MARADONA AIRLINES whose destination is Alghero (Sardinia) and it is 18 hours late ...
employees and passengers camped out in the waiting room ... and start bawling popular songs ... and chant slogans against the government and the drivers! Men
airport security arrive and begin to hit everybody with great blows of clubs, right and left, and picked in particular on the two Arab.
7:05 p.m. Monday
Finally, things work out ...
The two terrorists, covered in blood , approached the counter MARADONA AIRLINES to buy tickets for Sassari, seize the plane and rush against the towers of ENEL. The head of MARADONA AIRLINES them sells tickets, did not say that the flight, in fact, has already been deleted.
10:07 p.m. Monday
At that time, the terrorists are discussing whether they should continue or not ... They do not know if destroying Naples is an act of war or rather charity ...
11:02 p.m. Monday
starved, they decide to eat something at the airport restaurant. They order a sandwich omelette mussels and pépéronade.
Tuesday 4:35
prey to salmonellosis caused by lightning omelette, they finished the Cardarelli Hospital, after waiting all night in the emergency lane. The thing would not last more than two days, if cholera caused by the mussels had not said ....
5:20 p.m. Sunday
They are discharged after twelve days and can be found in the vicinity of San Stadium Paolo. The Naples team lost at home against Palermo 3-0 thanks to two penalties awarded to Team Sicilian by the referee Concettino Riina of Corleone.
A band of ultras Neapolitan, seeing both the tawny skin, take them for supporters of Palermo and a spin rouste. The heads of the ultras, a "Peppo ilRicchione" ("Peppo the queer"), sexually abuses them.
7:45 p.m. Sunday
Finally the ultras go. The two terrorists decide to get drunk for the first time in their lives (even if it's caught!). In a tavern in the port area, they refile wine diluted with methanol and the two return to hospital for poisoning Cardarelli. They also discovered the HIV seropositivity (Peppo not forgive!). 11:42 p.m. Tuesday
The two terrorists fled Italy in raft towards Libya, half-blind because of ingested methanol and with a dozen of HIV infections. They swear by Allah that they never try anything against this if beautiful European country ... ... ... ..
7:45 p.m. Sunday
Finally the ultras go. The two terrorists decide to get drunk for the first time in their lives (even if it's caught!). In a tavern in the port area, they refile wine diluted with methanol and the two return to hospital for poisoning Cardarelli. They also discovered the HIV seropositivity (Peppo not forgive!). 11:42 p.m. Tuesday
The two terrorists fled Italy in raft towards Libya, half-blind because of ingested methanol and with a dozen of HIV infections. They swear by Allah that they never try anything against this if beautiful European country ... ... ... ..
Really nothing to worry about ...
Good evening to all Neapolitans! Forza Italia !
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