Sunday, February 27, 2011

Whats On The Left Side Of My Neck

Geography of a Woman Vs Geography of a Man That

GEOGRAPHY A WOMAN
  • Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa : half wild, naturally beautiful and full of mysterious fertility in some deltas.
  • Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America : developed and open to trade, especially with those who have the dough.
  • Between 31 and 35 a woman is like India : sensual, relaxed and convinced of her beauty.
  • Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France : deliciously mature, it remains a pleasant place to visit.
  • Between 41 and 50 a woman is like Yugoslavia : war is now lost, the mistakes of the past haunt her. Major work of reconstruction must be initiated.
  • Between 51 and 60 a woman is like Russia : scope, limits uncontrolled. The frigid climate discourages visitors.
  • Between 61 and 70 a woman is like Mongolia : a glorious past conquests, but alas, no future.
  • After 70 years a woman is like Afghanistan: many know where it is, but nobody wants to go there ...

GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
  • Between 15 and 70 years a man is like the U.S. : ruled by a dick.

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